
Playing “Bullshit” with shots was a great way to end the school year. Unfortunately, Amy drank a little too much and thought it would be a great idea to jump out of a moving luggage bin.

I left my room at 12:25AM. I came back at 12:28AM to find Dean DRUNK ON TOP OF MY BED. He’s now laying face-down on my floor. How he managed to teleport in only 3 minutes, I do not know.
Insane. Police EVERYWHERE. Almost zero open parties. The familiar skunky smell wafting through the air. Juice flowing. I don’t even know how I’m typing right now.

I’m not usually one to judge by appearances, but if you are wearing BOTH a backwards hat and a Bob Marley “One Love” t-shirt un-ironically, I will never be able to respect you.
Above is an artist’s rendering of said douchenozzle.
Dean and Amy are back with a second edition of the Rutgers Party Playlist. This is what New Brunswick has been blasting during the Spring 2012 semester.
Mainstream Radio Hits
Less Well-known
Songs We Wish They Would Play

Only at rutgers lmao #Rutgers (Taken with instagram)
This is beautiful and yet I’m slightly embarrassed for him.